Ugh.

Sometimes people are just really, really stupid. Sometimes I'm one of those people. Today, though, I am finding it very difficult to keep myself from bashing the stupid people in my life and their stupid decisions. Loving idiots is hard work.

A present for your eyes.

Hatred.

Why is it so hard for me to be vulnerable? I feel like a retard.

Slap in the lap of luxury!

Wanna indulge? CARSE YA DOO.

Recipe for a mug of holiday cheer! :
3/4 hot milk, 1/4 eggnog, 2 Tbsp peppermint syrup, 1 Tbsp hot chocolate mix, top it off with whipped cream and a shake of red sugar sprinkles! YUMZ. optional side of gingerbread cookies.















Try it, you'll like it! That is if you think you can handle it.

PS. Yes, this is what I do when I am home alone. Not school, sorry Dad.
(Are you wonka savvy?)

One less uneducated boy.

I often feel obligated to educate young people. Today I educated Joshua on the topic of Justin Bieber. First, I asked him if he had heard of him. He said “Yes, Justin Bieber has swooshy hair,” but he couldn’t recall the sound of his voice. A bit later this evening, I played some sweet Bieb tunez in the background while we did homework together, avoiding any discussion of who the angelic singer was. When a few songs had been played, I asked Josh if he liked it. He said it was ok. I asked, “Do you think he’s a good singer?” That’s when the fun began. He made a face and said, “That’s a GUY? I thought it was a woman!” A few more songs passed and he said, “I don’t like this anymore. He’s gay.”
Although I did not create a new Bieberfan, I believe my work here is done. I have broadened his musical horizon one step further. Next step: MJ

10% Relief, 90% Humiliation

Coming clean is hard. Ignorance was bliss. Annoying bliss, but bliss nevertheless. Now it's shattered, and both the annoyance and the bliss are gone. Was it worth it... ? :/

"man, its cold! i need to get my uggs and north face out..."

WHY IS IT SO COLD.
today I played a Christmas song on the piano.
it's only november.
but it's ok.